how sad would it look if I went to walmart and only bought a gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream?
Are you all having a good time? Good because if you weren’t we’d get fired.
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)